Very recently I wrote about those “If I only had a brain” moments. Those moments when your brain shuts down, you forget, and your routine gets altered all of a sudden. I had a MAJOR “If I only had a brain” moment today. I am now without a man bag. And it reminded me of what my dad told me when I was just a kid. There are only two things in life, he told me: “Aww craps” and “at a boys.”