THE POOP EXERCISE SONG

Over the past year, we’ve been searching for the right motivation to get Ellie to actually sit on the toilet instead of being a creepo and watching people on the toilet (i.e. me). So when Aya’s parents sent this book with an accompanying music CD, we were hopeful that this was it!

From the moment Ellie saw the book she loved it.

Of course she did. Dasuman, the poop super hero, teaches you the poop exercise and song. Just take a look at the pictures, what’s not to love?

“Look! That’s my poop!” Ellie says while reading the book.

And her favorite picture… “Look daddy! It’s poop. He’s pooping.”

She even knows the song and will perform it for the family. Did all this excitement for the poop song peak her interest in the topic to actually sit on the toilet and maybe produce her own efforts?

NOPE. Not at all. Not even close.

But if you you’re feeling a little challenged in this area and could use a cheer leader, let me know. I know just the jingle.

Poop Dasuman ExerciseÂ

(English translation)

Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman
Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman

Good morning it’s time for the Dasuman exercise!
Mom and dad can join in too!  Let’s go, one, two!  One, two!
Time to wake up that poop in your belly now, here we go yay!

Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman
Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman

Let’s work those ab muscles pull them in tight!  Work those abs for a solid happy poop!

Show me how to stick your butt out. 

To the front!  To the Back!  To the Right!  To the Left!

Here we go now one two!  One two!  Squeeze that butt hole do it with me now!

Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman
Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman

Good morning it’s time for the Dasuman exercise!
Mom and dad can join in too!  Let’s go, one, two!  One, two!
Time to wake up that poop in your belly now, here we go yay!

Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman
Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman

Let’s work those ab muscles pull them in tight!  Work those abs for a solid happy poop!

Show me how to stick your butt out. 

To the front!  To the Back!  To the Right!  To the Left!

Here we go now one two!  One two!  Squeeze that butt hole do it with me now!

Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman
Dasu Dasu Dasu Dasuman

You’re the Dasuman, yeah, that’s right.

Time to go poop now, byeeee!